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You might be a DBZ fan if...
1.You try to call forth the eternal dragon with seven oranges with stars painted
on them.
2.You have searched your entire state trying to find a map of snake way.
3.You keep your DBZ comics in a safe along with your DBZ action figures.
4.You spend thousands of dollars each month trying to get your hair to stand up
like Vegeta's
5.You are here.
6.You have legally changed your name to Goku or Bulma.
7.You have had or are planning to have an opperation to get a Sayain tail.
8.You have detention for the next six months because when imitating Turless, you
tell your teacher "You are a disgrace to your people."
9.You can tell me everything Gohan said in all the DBZ movies.
10.You moved to Tokyo to seethe rest of the DBZ series.
11.You cried when Piccolo died.
12.You only dissect the frog in your biology class because your teacher tells
you your frog is Captain Ginu.
13.You are laughing.
14.Your "My Hero" report is about Gohan.
15.You have a site entitled DBZ Insane.
16.You disown your cat because it won't grow Sensu Beans.
17.You get bitten by a snake when trying to tie it in a knot like Goku tied
Princess Snake in a knot, Instead of calling the hospital you eat a lima bean
(for all you freaks, it means a sensu bean).
18.Your screen name is Goku09 or Trunks92.(these names are random, if one of
them is actually your screen name)
19.You believe planet Namek actually existed.
20.Your history report is on the first episode of Dragonball.
21.You have written Akira Toriyama a nineteen page letter. You took Japanese to
write it.
22.You absolutely hate the musical instrument the Piccolo because half the
results for Piccolo are about the music. Aaagghhhhh!
23.Piccolo's answering machine:
You have reached Piccolo. I don't feel like coming to the phone right now. Got a
problem with that? If you are Gohan leave a message. If you are any other sayain
go to #$%*.
24.You are in trouble because you keep calling your mother Chi-Chi or Bulma.
25.You get depressed when you don't see DBZ for an entire 24hrs so you buy tapes
at your local anime store.
If you have any DBZ jokes I can post on my site e-mail me at the address at
the bottom of the page. I will give you credit.
Sent in by SpaceyKat2
Things you will never hear on DBZ...
1.I wonder if Freiza needs a partner?-Goku
2.I can't help it if I have emotional problems.-Piccolo
3.My hair looks terrible.-Vegeta
4.I'm having second thoughts about killing Nappa.-Vegeta
5.Gohan,why don't you skip school for a few weeks?-Chi-Chi
6.Piccolo is a great guy!-Oolong
Sent in by Mtlgrryan
You might be a DBZ fan if you...
1.Call your girlfriend Bulma or Chi-Chi
a quote from old_navy_dude@webtv.net
1.I can't ride my 4-wheeler behind my papaw's shed because Korin is growing
Sensu beans back there. Sssshhhhh.It's a secret.
Ways to
tell if you're a DBZ newbie
1. You think
GT means Goku's Tiny
2. You think
Frieza is a girl
3. You get
all excited when Goku turns Super Saiyan, thinking that now nobody will ever
beat him.
4. When
someone talks about Trunks, you laugh, thinking they are talking about underwear
as though it was a person
5. You think
that Goku kills Frieza for good
6. You think
about how one day Yamcha and Bulma will get married
7. You are
incredibly confused when your obsessive friend tells you that Krillin marries
someone named 18.
8. You see a
picture of Goku in SSJ 3 mode and you say, "Hey, that looks like that guy
off of DBZ, only he has shorter hair."
9. When
Krillin spares Vegeta's life, you get very angry, wishing they would have killed
him.
10. When you
read this list, you are offended.
Phrases
in DB that I find amusing
Bulma: Who are you
calling a linebacker?
Bulma: Go easy on me, all
right? This is my first time on a carpet, if you know what I mean.
Bulma: I need you Mr.
Popo! (YES! SHE DID SAY THIS! DON’T ARGUE WITH ME!)
Bulma: As smooth
as...let's see...as smooth as Master Roshi's head!
Krillin: What visitor
could possibly be so vulgar?
Krillin: Hey...I remember
you... You're Hokey-Pokey...aren't you?
Chi-chi: That's right,
just a tiny bit of styling gel, and he's practically a little model!
Frieza: Round and round
the monkey goes, if he stops, off with his nose!
Tv Announcer: And now
back to Barbie and Ken in the newsroom
Tien: I see parachutes!
They’re okay.
Goku: Sorry, I don’t
accept handouts!
Ox-King: Mommy said we
can't go there any more...
Roshi: Hop who?
Radditz: Goodness! You've
managed to singe some of my leg hairs.
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